There will be no more sweet potatoes when the Anti-Christ comes.

The Bros Mario: Noir

actionhankbeard:

A few months ago I was trying to think of a way I could re-imagine the characters from my favorite Nintendo series. The Bros Mario Noir is a series that takes the characters from the colorful world of Super Mario Bros and throws them into a dark, gritty world inspired by classic film noir movies.

Detective Mario

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Police Commissioner Toad

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Peach Toadstool

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Detective Luigi

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Daisy

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Wendy O

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Sir Mouser

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Kingpin Koopa & Peach

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Daisy & Luigi

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Mario

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Peach

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The Mario Bros

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Shadow Weaver, you gotta stop henching for Hordak and follow your destiny to the top of the split mountain for Apotheosis.
Come on, youd look great in a 40ft light-up scarf.
(brought to you by Natsume’s Idiotic Observation Hour)
Shadow Weaver, you gotta stop henching for Hordak and follow your destiny to the top of the split mountain for Apotheosis.
Come on, youd look great in a 40ft light-up scarf.
(brought to you by Natsume’s Idiotic Observation Hour)

Shadow Weaver, you gotta stop henching for Hordak and follow your destiny to the top of the split mountain for Apotheosis. 

Come on, youd look great in a 40ft light-up scarf.


(brought to you by Natsume’s Idiotic Observation Hour)

What to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:

fauxboy:

  • “Thank you for the quote, I’ll keep it in mind and get back to you sometime when I’m able to commission you!”
  • “That’s a little out of my budget for the time being, but thank you for your time. I’ll contact you again if/when I am able to pay!”
  • “I appreciate the quote, but i’ve decided to wait on the commission, thank you!”
  • “I understand your prices and that they are fair, but I am unable to afford this for the time being! Good luck on the rest of your commissions.”

What NOT to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:

  • “WAHHHHHHHHHHH”
  • “@-@ Holy crap that’s expensive!!”
  • “Could you maybe give me a tumblr follower discount? :3”
  • “Your prices are too high!!!!”
  • “Really?? Just for a sketch? I could draw it for half that!!”

Treat artists like human beings. We gotta eat too. Commissioning an artist is not different from any other contract work. You’re not going to ask your dentist for a discounted root canal or tell your contractor his cabinets are too expensive, don’t ask artists to change their prices because you perceive them as too high. More than likely, an artist taking commissions from the internet are drastically under charging themselves already. Please be respectful and understanding that art is a skill and not a favour.

Ok, so, I know its not like, porn or anything terribly relevant, but, it took a long time and I havent submitted anything in waaaaaaaay too long.
So, this is Kanessa, she is one of (if not the) the main character for a comic Ive been planning out for...
Ok, so, I know its not like, porn or anything terribly relevant, but, it took a long time and I havent submitted anything in waaaaaaaay too long.
So, this is Kanessa, she is one of (if not the) the main character for a comic Ive been planning out for...

Ok, so, I know its not like, porn or anything terribly relevant, but, it took a long time and I havent submitted anything in waaaaaaaay too long.

So, this is Kanessa, she is one of  (if not the) the main character for a comic Ive been planning out for the past 2 or 3 years that hopefully someday soon Ill start drawing; shes been on here in a sketch dump, and theres a concept pic of her up around on Tumblr. Most of these character details wont really make sense until I make the comic itself, so, I probably wont answer any questions regarding it beyond its a comic, theres themes revolving around a cult, special abilities, and time travel, and that there should be plenty of sex.

JAAAAAAAAASON!!
Im sorry California, I know its wet today.
JAAAAAAAAASON!!
Im sorry California, I know its wet today.

JAAAAAAAAASON!!


Im sorry California, I know its wet today.

Also; I figure, if I do Doodle Breaks in stream Ill go ahead and post them here, because, why not? :P
Also; I figure, if I do Doodle Breaks in stream Ill go ahead and post them here, because, why not? :P

Also; I figure, if I do Doodle Breaks in stream Ill go ahead and post them here, because, why not? :P

PIC: People I Pretend To Be At Gym.
Riiiiight…….
Yeah……..
Its true though……
That place is so fucking boring, pretending Im someone else makes it way more bearable.
This was supposed to be a quick nonchalant doodle just to warm my hands back up after...
PIC: People I Pretend To Be At Gym.
Riiiiight…….
Yeah……..
Its true though……
That place is so fucking boring, pretending Im someone else makes it way more bearable.
This was supposed to be a quick nonchalant doodle just to warm my hands back up after...

PIC: People I Pretend To Be At Gym.

Riiiiight…….

Yeah……..

Its true though……

That place is so fucking boring, pretending Im someone else makes it way more bearable.

This was supposed to be a quick nonchalant doodle just to warm my hands back up after having not done anything in a couple months….I dont know why this happened….

Im sorry….Im sorry Im such a huge dork….


(But hey, Cell-Shading, havent done that in several years right? Yeaaaaaah…)

phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”
Hes the baddest kid in the fourth grade
phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”
Hes the baddest kid in the fourth grade
phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”
Hes the baddest kid in the fourth grade

phagi:

*prints out and hangs up in my locker*

<sigh~> Hes the baddest kid in the fourth grade <3

phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”
phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”
phagi:
“ *prints out and hangs up in my locker*
”

phagi:

*prints out and hangs up in my locker*