There will be no more sweet potatoes when the Anti-Christ comes.
Oh Shit! A Pic!
Nope, not porn. Sorry kids.
So, you remember Kanessa? This is her Altar-Girl/Consort/Body-Guard, Iffy. Iffy goes from dimension to dimension with ‘Madam Kanessa’, shes incredibly devoted (as the number 1 devotee in a cult would be),...
Oh Shit! A Pic!
Nope, not porn. Sorry kids.
So, you remember Kanessa? This is her Altar-Girl/Consort/Body-Guard, Iffy. Iffy goes from dimension to dimension with ‘Madam Kanessa’, shes incredibly devoted (as the number 1 devotee in a cult would be),...

Oh Shit! A Pic!

Nope, not porn. Sorry kids.

<DISCLAIMER: Very cheezy 12-year old DeviantArt style rambling ahead>

So, you remember Kanessa?  This is her Altar-Girl/Consort/Body-Guard, Iffy. Iffy goes from dimension to dimension with ‘Madam Kanessa’, shes incredibly devoted (as the number 1 devotee in a cult would be), and very well versed in combat and thievery. She makes extra money for the cult (and herself & Kanessa) by selling stolen inter-dimensional holy relics and paraphernalia on the black market…sometimes theyre legit, sometimes theyre counterfeit, but what do you expect from a dimension-traveling cult-worshipping black market saleslady with a name like 'Iffy’?

It ok guys, Ill make porn shortly.

…..especially of this pairing.